BREAKING: MELANIA SEEN RIPPING UP ORDERS

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Would Melania jump to it?

Would she stand in his way?

Could she become our saviour

At the end of the day?

Would she tear through the White House

With her hair all undone,

Yelling, Donald, just stop it,

We’ve all had enough.

Would she march right up to him

In yesterday’s clothes,

Put her hands on her hips

Snarl, “You insane big oaf,”?

Would she kick out his gofers,

His partners in vice,

Would her slitty eyes glisten

As she held her chin high?

Would she tell him to sit-stay

On his Big Oafy Throne?

Would she tear up his orders

And unplug his phone?

Would she call off the countdown

Like an action heroine?

Would she type in the codes

As our chances grew slim?

Could she become the person

She surely could be?

A historical figure,

Not corrupt arm candy.

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I wrote this because...

Well, flippin' eck! Surely Melania has a conscience and a brain?

Surely she's not just a vapid slitty-eyed barbie/bimbo who couldn't care less if everything goes KABOOM? Surely she knows she'd go KABOOM too?! S

Surely she's not just reading romcoms and sipping champagne in a Dior bikini and Louboutin flip-flops at Mar-Al-Lago?

Surely she's seen - I don't know - Don't Look Up, and Independence Day, and 24, and Designated Survivor and had a little think?

Surely?

Don't you think?

Pffffffff....

Francesca xx