DEAR MR MOON: PLEASE REMOVE IDIOTS. A Formal Request for Celestial Waste Management
Image Alexis Antonio, on Unsplash
Good evening,
I’d like to schedule
A collection,
Please,
Mr Moon.
Can you send some
To pick up truckloads of VNI’s (Very Nasty Individuals)
Or maybe just ask Scotty to beam them up?
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you
Who’s on the Nasty List,
Mr Moon –
Your
main man
Must have been making a
List
And updated it
More than twice
Because,
Well,
Seriously?!
What should you do with them?
I’m thinking a
Supermassive Black Hole
should do the trick -
Without the melting glaciers, naturally,
This isn’t a Muse video.
One-way tickets, of course,
For the lot of them
As we’d all appreciate
Clear skies stretching out to the edge of
Forever.
Please note that this request is urgent and time-sensitive due to global idiocy levels.
Lunatically yours,
Francesca Bossert