DEAR MR MOON: PLEASE REMOVE IDIOTS. A Formal Request for Celestial Waste Management

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Good evening,

I’d like to schedule

A collection,

Please,

Mr Moon.

Can you send some

Mummenschanz

To pick up truckloads of VNI’s (Very Nasty Individuals)

Or maybe just ask Scotty to beam them up?

 

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you

Who’s on the Nasty List,

Mr Moon –

Your

main man

Must have been making a

List

And updated it

More than twice

Because,

Well,

Seriously?!

 

What should you do with them?

I’m thinking a

Supermassive Black Hole

should do the trick -

Without the melting glaciers, naturally,

This isn’t a Muse video.

 

One-way tickets, of course,

For the lot of them

As we’d all appreciate

Clear skies stretching out to the edge of

Forever.

 

Please note that this request is urgent and time-sensitive due to global idiocy levels.

Lunatically yours,

Francesca Bossert

 

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