FRISKY BUSINESS: examining the logistics of lust

Coldplay in concert!

 This poem was inspired by the recent palaver at a Coldplay concert!

If you met somebody new,

Someone exciting, witty, cute,

Would you conduct sweet rendez-vous’?

And if you did, what would you do?

Would you smooch under the stars,

Enjoy hot stuff in comfy cars?

Would you splash out on fancy hotels,

Glide hand-in-hand past personnel?

Conduct high jinks in penthouse suites

Between luxurious silky sheets?

Would you rush home right before dawn

Pretexting all night business calls?

Would you go to daring lengths

to keep your illicit secret safe?

Would so much faff be worth the risk

of frisky business, saucy tricks?