He wafts in like a good idea. One minute everything is ordinary, and the next thing I know, there’s a warm, sea-scented breeze, a white linen shirt, golden-caramel eyes and a smile that makes you forget what you were about to say and simply smile back.
I first imagined him years ago, in the very first version of Just Like A Movie. Back then he was more of a Ricky, all tight leather trousers, swivelling hips and razzle dazzle. He was gorgeous, and fun, but not quite a person yet.
Over the years he’s changed. He’s matured. He’s come into himself. He’s no longer simply my idea of a pop star; he’s become Emilio Caliente, with his own voice, his own songs, his own dog and opinions and comebacks that often take me by surprise. He has become an absolute delight to work with.
He’s brought so much joy into my teeny tiny world. Partly thanks to him, I’ve stepped out into the big wide open of my imagination. He’s a lovely, special guy, which I know sounds completely mental. I guess that’s what happens when you live with a character in your head for so many years. There comes a time when they move in, light the fire, make a coffee and start answering back.
So I thought it was about time he answered a few questions.
You’ve been around a long time, Emilio. Who were you when I first dreamed of you?
I don’t think I was ever really a cliché, at least I hope not. I mean, yes, I’ve always been extremely good looking, but over the years I’ve also accepted that I’m pretty insecure. You’ve been very patient with me.
And now?
Well, I’m a little older, although I’m still only thirty-two. I still love the stage, but I’d rather sing one song that I love than ten songs that don’t resonate with me. I’m ridiculously romantic, but over time I’ve realised that being adulated and being loved are not the same thing.
What changed?
Time. You left me alone for many years. You put me in a drawer and went back to your horsey life. I was pretty pissed off. But when you came back, we’d both grown up. You’d done what you wanted, and I’d waited, and suddenly we were both ready to talk to each other again. And we had a lot to say!
Your new song, “Take Your Time”, is out today. What’s it about?
(He laughs) Well, you already know, since you wrote it! But I won’t tell the rest of you, because if I do, you won’t listen to it properly. Put your headphones on, close your eyes, or if you don’t have headphones, turn it up loud, settle back into the sofa, and then tell me what you think it’s about. I’m curious.
Is Caliente your real name?
No, it’s my stage name. You know my real name, of course, and I’ve revealed it to a few other people. But for everyone else it stays private.
Your fans call themselves the Calientes.
The Calientes are the best part of my day. Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, Turkey, America, all over South America. They write to me at three in the morning and I love them for it, although sometimes you probably could do without my Instagram page buzzing you awake. So, obrigado, gracias, grazie, merci, to everyone.
And Luna?
Luna is the real star, and the Calientes always send her love and kisses. She has great instincts about people, often better than I do. If Luna doesn’t like you, I’m sorry but we can’t be friends.
I have to ask about Gemma?
(A long pause. A mysterious smile.) Ah…Gemma… Read the book.
What’s it like working with me?
You’re the only woman who knows what I’m going to say before I say it, yet you still let me surprise you. You gave me a voice. The least I can do is sing with it.
Any wise words?
Although I’m only thirty-two, I know that life is short. So wear the linen shirt; who cares if it gets crumpled! Most importantly, when a good idea wafts in, let it.
JUST LIKE A MOVIE, the novel where Emilio first wafted in, is out in March 2027 from Empress Editions. Pre-order now.