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Darling!
Notice how I’ve matched the twinkle in my eye to the twinkle in my outfit and banter tonight. Nice touch, eh?
Well, I simply turned on my super-deluxe-sparkling-sedan-suave mode, Darling. Yah! Clever-Clodhoppers, that’s me!
But let us get in there and schmooze, Darling. There is no time to lose; this level of scintillation isn’t energetically sustainable for very long.
Oh, Darling, you know I always turn into a turnip, sometimes even before midnight!
Power low...
Shoes Off
Bra Off
Kerplunk.
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