Oh Jackie!

They cook together, love to bake,

They’re famous for their great space cakes!

Most men just hit the sack and snore

Their snot vibrating, such a bore.

Those sundried droppings are a pain,

They go all mushy in the rain.

How I love our funky baggage,

From which the cat escaped long ago!

Whoosh your curtains back,

And sparkle your wow,

On the washed wonders of this morning!

We had a storm this afternoon

Bellowing thunder, lighting too.

There’s a cute dude who does my grass with quite big ears and a cute ass…

La Balca Frog Symphony accompanies

Chimes caressed by northwesterly wind

Umbrellas highly recommended

Twinkle me to Ylang-Ylangland

With that crisp elocution you lean into your prey,

Add a dash of flirtation, pass the pen with a smile,

Who rules the roost?

Prepare to sizzle.

Oh, how she loved knowing

Their hearts skipped the same beats!

Unintentional public displays of goodness gracious me

Pootle off, pesky pollen!

How do you say “Boo” in Spanish?

My fingertips contain scary big magic