A LINGUISTIC FANDANGO – Words with hips!

Today, how about a word fandango?

Maybe we swizzle a little salsa on our verbs,

spike our nouns with a glug of bachata,

and serve paso doble with a tumble of adjectives.

Rumba with pronouns is bound to be delicious,

and we should definitely

douse our adverbs with copious merengue –

because Lord knows those worn-out suckers need

all the help they can get.

Tango, Señorita? Ooh! Don’t mind if I do.

And, of course, flamenco cocktails

garnished with tiny castanets

will be on the house!

 This Christmas, why not enjoy some Illicit Croissants At Dawn?