THE RICKY MARTIN COUNTDOWN CRISIS: the story of a nutcase desperately trying to get to the concert, sung to the tune of The Teddy Bear’s Picnic

Moi, blissed out, at the Barcelona Ricky Martin concert in July 2024

If you think you’re out of the woods today

you’re in for a shit surprise!

If you think you’re out of the woods today

don’t trust your funky insides!

For every trick that ever there was

your gut will spring on you just because –

next week’s the week of the Ricky Martin concert!

If you think you’re out of the woods today,

you’ll find yourself back in bed.

If you think you’re out of the woods today

you’d better take all your meds.

For every trick your gut can deploy

ss right on time to be a kill joy –

will I have to miss out on the Ricky Martin concert?

With my sister Lisa, Aperol-Spritzing, pre Ricky concert!