LADIES WHO LAUGH
Watch them twinkle their wrinkles,
When their energy dwindles,
Zimmer frames by the pool,
Walking sticks, wheelchairs too
ROLL CALL: A cheerful inventory of everything we were taught we should hide
A cheeky inventory of everything we were taught we should hide!
SILVER SAUCERS
We will remind you of this moment,
They said, earnestly,
As though I needed persuading.
TALES OF TRIUMPHANT TRUMPETING
Dinner, Dutch praise, unfortunate wine time travel, and the sudden Bridgerton aspirations of my bosom
A DIAMOND AND RUBY BELLY-BUTTON JEWEL
Cindy Crawford had one. Mine was in a different place.
CELEBRATE IN SEQUINS (unless you’re a spy, or a robber on the run!)
Show the world the wonder that you are